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Newsletter of the Klatchian Foreign Legion
December 2014 (Volume 17, Issue 12, Post 1)
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Editor in Chief: Annie Mac
News Editor: Vera P
Newshounds: Mogg, Sir J of Croydon Below, the Shadow, Wolfiekins
Staff Writers: Asti, Pitt the Elder, Evil Steven Dread, Mrs Wynn-Jones
Staff Technomancers: Jason Parlevliet, Archchancellor Neil, DJ Helpful
Book Reviews: Annie Mac, Drusilla D'Afanguin, Your Name Here
Puzzle Editor: Tiff (still out there somewhere)
Bard in Residence: Weird Alice Lancrevic
Emergency Staff: Steven D'Aprano, Jason Parlevliet
World Membership Director: Steven D'Aprano (in his copious spare time)
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INDEX:
01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH
02) EDITOR'S LETTER
03) GOOD OMENS RADIO PLAY UPDATES
04) ODDS AND SODS
05) ACTION REPLAYS: DISCWORLD CAROLS, PTERRY'S CARNEGIE MEDAL SPEECH
06) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS
07) DISCWORLD ARTS AND CRAFTS NEWS
08) IMAGES OF THE MONTH
09) CLOSE
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01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH
"We hereby decree that 2015 on Roundworld shall be the 'Year of the
Spinning Mouse' on Discworld. Hurrah! Hurrah! Huzzah!"
– Sir Pterry makes it official
"We are proud to confirm that the myriad of charitable efforts at
Hogswatch 2014 raised a whopping £3,506 for RICE! – heartfelt thanks to
all who opened their wallets, entertained, or made wonderful things to
sell for this great cause."
– The Discworld Emporium
"This book is dedicated to Sir Terry Pratchett OBE who has stood like a
wossname upon the rocky shores of our imaginations – the better to guide
us safely into harbour."
– Ben Aaronovitch's dedication at the front of Foxglove Summer, his
newest Rivers of London novel
"Books aren't just commodities; the profit motive is often in conflict
with the aims of art. We live in capitalism, its power seems inescapable
– but then, so did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be
resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin
in art."
– Ursula Le Guin on the occasion of accepting a National Book Award,
November 2014
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02) LETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR
You better not shout, you better not cry... yes, that season is upon us
again, the time when some people gather with their loved ones to eat,
drink, make merry and exchange lovingly-chosen gifts, while nearly
everyone else gathers with their not-really-liked-very-much ones to
gorge inadvisably, drink to excess, exchange heated accusations and
attempt to raise a sickly smile when unwrapping yet another unwanted
pair of woolly socks from Aunt Euthropia... ah well, it will soon be the
Year of the Spinning Mouse and the worst will be over...
Remember GlenBricker's Discworld Lego campaign, which has been gradually
getting closer to the required figure of 10,000 requests to qualify as
an official Lego set? Well, with 130 days left, that figure has almost
been reached – less then 1,000 supporters to go now, at 9,007 and
counting! If you're a Lego fan, or just looking to raise the Discworld
profile yet further, do join in to support of the project. For more
information and updates, go to https://ideas.lego.com/projects/36302 and
have a look at what Discworld creations are on offer.
It's satisfying to see that Hogfather is now showing up around the world
in "what to read/watch at Christmas" recommendations – as is A Slip of
the Keyboard. And also gratifying to see an increasing amount
Discworld-specific holiday cards and decorations. We in the Wossname
editorial household are still slowly doling out our treasured Paul Kidby
greeting cards, but the new one from the Discworld Emporium look well
worthy of stocking up on – see item 7.1 below.
Speaking of Discworld-themed excellence, here's some Department of
Awesome Wall Coverings news: fancy the entirety of The Colour of Magic
as a poster? Yes, every word! Spineless Classics specialise in turning
entire books into large one-sheet posters, with the added attraction of
some of the text being arranged in the form of a relevant illustration –
in this case, The Luggage (with trail of footprints) and Great A'Tuin.
The text is small (4pt) but readable! See item 7.2 below.
Finally, we all know Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett have collaborated a
few times, but according to this blurb from a site called Bidness, it's
more unequal than that: "Tweets by famous authors like Amanda Palmer
('The Art of Asking') and former astronaut Chris Hadfield ('You are
Here'), and The Onion Magazine's 'The Iconic Covers That Transformed an
Undeserving World' will include the buy button. Moreover, readers buying
Ms. Palmer's book will get a manuscript note from her and her husband
Neil Gaiman, author of 'Terry Pratchett.'"
And now, on with the show!
– Annie Mac, Editor
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03) GOOD OMENS RADIO PLAY NEWS
Here comes the Apocalypse – or at least, the almost-Apocalypse. The
hotly anticipated BBC radio adaptation of Good Omens is almost upon us!
Good Omens will be aired in six parts. Here be the broadcast schedule:
Monday 22nd December: Episodes 1 and 2, back to back, starting at 11pm
Tuesday 23rd December: Episode 3, starting at 11.30pm
Thursday 25th December: Episode 4, starting at ii.30pm
Friday 26th December: Episode 5, starting at 11.27pm (that's what the
BBC official site says!)
Saturday 27th December: Episode 6, starting at the "matinee time" of at
2.30pm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/goodomens
To hold you until Monday night, here be some official illustrations by
Sean Phillips. Here are Peter Serafinowicz as Crowley and Mark Heap as
Aziraphale:
http://bit.ly/1yx2eoE
...and here we have Charlotte Ritchie as Anathema Device and Colin
Morgan as Newton Pulsifer:
http://bit.ly/1vFVUhB
(source: Bleeding Cool News)
...and from the Radio Times, a selection of teaser-soundbites
introducing the characters. I have to say that the music sounds
marvellous, and so does Peter Serafinowicz:
http://bit.ly/1vwuOV6
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04) ODDS AND SODS
4.1 DRAGONS AT CRUMBLING CASTLE CHRISTMAS STORY
"Have you ever wondered what Father Christmas gets up to the other 364
days of the year? Well wonder no more, as Sir Terry exposes all in his
short story Father Christmas Goes to Work at The Zoo which you can read
for free for a limited time here, taken from the fantastically funny
collection of stories, Dragons at Crumbling Castle."
To read a fully illustrated version of this story on the web, go to
http://bit.ly/12zmL34
To download, go to
http://penguin-group.msgfocus.com/c/1cWK4OrAAoQgnInw1Sf76VW
4.2 THE TWELVE DISCWORLD COOKIES OF CHRISTMAS
Anne Hoppe, famed editor and sometime Discworld convention Guest of
Honour, has been baking and decorating some rather special "Hogswatch
cookies". And here they are!
Twelve Nac Mac Feegles:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4Rdz2OCcAApK8i.jpg
Eleven werewolves howling:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4Re6UbIYAAzlQt.jpg
Ten Tiff'ny Snowflakes:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4RgTlnIEAAVDiz.jpg
Nine learn-ed rodents:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4RhyObIgAEXNzG.jpg
Eight hatted wizards***:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4RicYJIgAA_RsG.jpg
Seven unharmed hedgehogs:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4RjvU-IQAIqpjL.jpg
Six "ships" a-fleecing:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4RlT5lIQAAdIvL.jpg
Hogfathers, five:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4RmBsaIIAAXYjM.jpg
Four Elephants:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4Rnn7RIUAE7kol.jpg
Three Wyrd Hags:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4RobplIQAA6xFf.jpg
Two Hippos, proud:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4RqXHiIYAASv3-.jpg
...and A'Tuin swimming in a starred "sea":
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4Rq6HOIYAAqmyq.jpg
Also, a bonus Great God Om:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4RugHKIgAAb5dX.jpg
*** including Eskarina Smith
And on the subject of Ms Hoppe, here's an unearthed gem – Anne Hoppe at
the Boston Athenaeum in 2009, reading Sir Pterry's remarks on the
occasion of his being awarded the 2009 Boston Globe-Horn Book Award for
Fiction for Nation (he was pre-booked for Unseen Academicals events
elsewhere at the time). You will have seen these words elsewhere, but
here they are read aloud with the care and attention of someone who
edited the book itself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX3fBDxiiu4
4.3 HOGSWATCH IN WINCANTON 2014: A PRESS REPORT
In the Western Gazette:
"With the flag of Ankh-Morpork flying from the town hall throughout the
weekend residents could be forgiven for thinking they had stepped into
another world, especially with the colourful array of characters to be
seen strolling the streets of Wincanton. But it was all in good spirits
as hundreds of fans of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld novels arrived for
the annual festive knees-up. Beginning on Friday with a performance by
Wincanton’s very own Harry Pursey the weekend featured a packed
programme of events... Entertainment continued into the night with the
Pink Pussycat Club Cabaret compered by 2013 Vice World Champion
Whiskerina Muriel Lavender. She said: 'The level of talent never ceases
to delight me, because the people who come here just abound with energy
and fun.' Sir Terry was unable to attend but The Hat took pride of place
throughout... Bernard Pearson revealed there would be no Spring Fling
next year as the team would be busy with the publication of two new
books. But he added: 'From what I understand this has been one of the
most well-attended shows we have ever done. I say we; I sit in a shed
and smoke a foul pipe, while Isobel sits at our dining room table with a
pile of paperwork, an abacus and a large glass of brandy. But the person
who has made all of this happen is our wonderful Reb Voyce. She has run
herself ragged. I could not be more proud of her if she was my own
daughter..."
http://bit.ly/1zIEAd8
4.4 STORY MUSEUM INTERVIEW
"I am William Brown, better known as 'Just William'. And 'It's not
fair.' He always says things like 'It's not fair,' or 'It stands to
reason.' I chose him because his author was one of the best authors
there ever has been for children. That was Richmal Crompton. A woman,
though lots of people thought she was a man. Why Just William? I like
his style. He never gave up, for one thing. He wouldn't back off if he
thought he was right. Also, he had a lot of fun. He seemed to smash
someone's window every week and it would be the slipper. And that seemed
to have no effect on him whatsoever. And the way he spoke, and the way
he reasoned; I recognised it as a way of speaking and reasoning that was
not necessarily mine. The lady who wrote him was an absolute genius.
To listen, or to download, the full Story Museum interview with Sir
Pterry, go to
http://bit.ly/1quuISz
and scroll down to the box marked "Q&A with Cambridge Jones".
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05) ACTION REPLAYS: HOGSWATCH CAROLS, CARNEGIE MEDAL ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
4.1 WEIRD ALICE'S HOGSWATCH CAROLS
Weird Alice Lancrevic has been off on her Grand Sneer for some time now,
but in her absence, we offer a repost of some of her most (in)famous
Hogswatch carols...
A FAIRYTALE OF OLD ANKH
A PRISONER IN THE PALACE DUNGEONS:
It was Hogswatch Eve, mate
Down in old Ankh
A chained mime said to me
"Won't learn another word!"
And then he sang a song:
The hedgehog's point of view
I turned twice Widdershins
And dream'd of hot stoo
Got Raven's lucky beak –
See, Death of Rats says SQUEAK
A slate is running
In Biers for me and you
So Happy Hogswatch
From Dots and Sadie
Making Morpork free of crime
And nightmares all come true...
TWOFLOWER:
They've got gnolls big as trolls
They've got wizards in robes
But the smell goes right through you
There's no rest for your nose
When we walked round the Shades
On that cold Hogswatch night
You promised me Ankh-Morpork vampires don't bite
VARIOUS MEMBERS OF THE BEGGARS' AND THIEVES' GUILDS:
"You were Bursar – "
"You were jolly..."
"You stank like Queen Molly!"
When the minstrels stopped playing
We set them alight
Piss Harry's "collecting"
Mossy Lawn, he's dissecting
We ate Dibbler's meat pies
And retched through the night
ALL:
The boys from the YMPA Choir
Were singing sourly
And Dark Morris bells rang out
For Hogswatch Eve.
NOBBY AND COLON:
"You're a Fool, a nut-case!"
"You're a civic disgrace,
"Swigging Bearhugger's booze
"Till you hoick on your shoes!"
"You Lancre sheep-shagger..."
"You unlicensed Beggar!"
"Happy Hogswatch, you Nobbs – "
"Hope the Gods shut yer gob!"
ALL:
The cops of the Day and Night Watch Choir
Committed harmony
And Dark Morris bells rang out
For Hogswatch Eve.
DUKE FELMET: "I could've ruled the Disc..."
DUCHESS FELMET: "Well, so could any twit!
"You took my crown from me
"When ghosts unmanned you..."
DUKE: "I killed for Lancre, dear
"I grabbed it for our own..."
DUCHESS: 'I'd rather stand alone!"
ALL LANCRE TOGETHER: "But we could never stand you!"
ALL:
The ghouls from the Bel-Shamharoth Choir
Were howling tunelessly
And Dark Morris bells rang out
For Hogswatch Eve!
WE THREE HAGS: ANE HOGSWATCHE CAROL
NANNY, GRANNY AND MAGRAT:
We three Hags Lancrastian are
Straddling brooms, we travel afar
Hearth and privy, pub and smithy
Casting our spells bizarre
Ohh...
Stars of Lancre, stern in black
Dames in regal pointy hats
Hubwards breezing, nethers freezing
Witches three who've got the knack
VERENCE:
Born a Fool, yet destined to reign
Never cruel though sometimes a pain
King well-meaning – New Age-leaning
Sensible, in the main
Ohh...
Star of Lancre, staunch and meek
Castle sanitation geek
Bells a-clinking, forward-thinking
Modernise your farm techniques
MAGRAT:
Frank but senseless, soppy am I
Wrinkled gowns and head in the sky
Sweet tomfool'ry, occult jewellery
"Wet as a hen," they sigh
Ohh...
Star of Lancre, star-crossed Queen
Star of herbal research scene
Keen defender, nappy-mender
Keeping Ynci's armour clean
NANNY:
Scumble mine, 'tis boozy perfume
Breath like fire can clear a big room
Girlish in spirit, bawling lyrics
Bawdy and rude – boom-boom!
Ohh...
Star of Lancre, super-Gran
Head of matriarchal clan
Crude and chummy, Greebo's Mummy
Who can fix things? Nanny can!
GRANNY:
Hogswatch parties? Sausages fat?
Ha! I can't be having with that!
Bees I'll borrow near and far, so
I can patrol my patch
ALL: Ohh...
Stars of Lancre, wyrd and wise
We've no need to advertise
Maiden, mother, and the... other
Guarding all 'neath Lancre's skies
NOT KING WENCESLAS
Doctor Mossy Lawn looked out
On his Igors merry
Tossing body parts about
(It's herrydeterry)
Jason stoked the forge so bright
Helped by Nanny's daughters
For his yearly task tonight -
Shoeing Tusker's trottt-ters.
Good King Verence donned his bells
And with jingles gentle
Spread organic Hogswatch smells
(Quite experimental)
Sybil served the party fare
With her fav'rite dragon
No fine wines on offer there –
Sam is on the waaaa-gon!
DECK THE HALLS...
Deck the halls with boughs of holllly
Buggrit, buggrit, ook, a pint of eels
Bow to ev'ry wizard's folly
Buggrit, buggrit, ook, *our* one has wheels
Fill to bursting ev'ry belly
Bugg'rem, bugg'rem, what duck?, wheeee!
Winkle pie for Mr Jelly,
Buggrit, buggrit, ook, the first one's free.
Deck the Libr'ry with bananas
Buggrit, buggrit, ook, cough cough, cough cough
For tonight the Watch won't ban us
Buggrit, buggrit, ook, the wheels fell off
Toast we now our figgins tender
Bugg'rem, bugg'rem, what duck?, wheeee!
Arrgh! The Bursar's on a bender!
Buggrit, buggrit, eek! – some Dried Frog tea?
HOGFATHER IS COMING TO TOWN
You better not shout, you better not cry
You better watch out, I'm telling you why:
Susan Sto Helit has a great big poker and she's gonna
bash all the monsters under your – I'm sorry, I'll
start that again...
She's making a list, she's checking it twice
She's gonna find out who's naughty or nice,
Susan Sto Helit has a great big poker and she's gonna
get that bogeyman hiding behind the – oh dear, this
isn't working very well, is it? Pardon me, there's a cowled
rat tugging at my skirt. Erm, Happy Hogswatch.
She knows when you are sleeping, she knows if you're awake
She knows if you've been bad or good because she's the
granddaughter of Death, after all, and Death sees the fall
of every sparrow and – aaah, forget it.
HOGSWATCH IS A-COMING
Hogswatch is a-coming, the Dean is very fat
Please to put a figgin in his pointy hat!
Hogswatch is a-coming, Lord Downey's wearing black
Please to put some poison in the old man's sack!
Hogswatch is a-coming and Death is on the prowl
Please to put two coppers in his deep, dark cowl!
Hogswatch is a-coming and Cohen has a sword
Please to give him rubies or you might get gored!
Hogswatch is a-coming and Dibbler's in his coat
Please to buy a sausage or he'll cut his throat!
Reality is wavering, all Ponder's team are wrecks
So please, please, put a figgin in the UU Hex!
...and not quite a carol, but seasonal, first published in 2007:
HOGGERWATCHY
Twas Hogswatch, and the savvy youths
Did slyly grin as sleep they feigned
All tinselled were the icy roofs
And the Hogfather reigned
'Beware the pig-shaped choccy buns!
'The drunken fights, the booze'd collapse!
'Beware the lemon curd, and shun
'Voluminous brandy-snaps!'
We took our chunder-cures in hand
Pork rinds and sausage pie we bought
Then rested we as the clock struck three
And had a wily thought
And as we hid, with prying eyes
The Hogfather (with list of names)
Came jingling through the wintry skies
HO. HO. HO. as he came!
One-two, one-two! The ham's sliced through!
Its charcoaled skin was bright as chrome
We played Charades, then thanked the Gods
And went galumphing home
'And hast thou drained the scumble-pot?
'Don't be alarmed, my wee pished bairn!'
O scabrous daze, me head's all glazed!
We mortals never learn...
Twas Hogswatch, and the savvy youths
Did slyly grin as sleep they feigned
All tinselled were the icy roofs
And the Hogfather reigned.
4.2 PTERRY'S CARNEGIE MEDAL SPEECH
On the occasion of winning the Carnegie Medal for The Amazing Maurice
and his Educated Rodents in 2001:
"I'm pretty sure that the publicists for this award would be quite happy
if I said something controversial, but it seems to me that giving me the
Carnegie medal is controversial enough. This was my third attempt. Well,
I say my third attempt, but in fact I just sat there in ignorance and
someone else attempted it on my behalf, somewhat to my initial dismay.
"The Amazing Maurice is a fantasy book. Of course, everyone knows that
fantasy is 'all about' wizards, but by now, I hope, everyone with any
intelligence knows that, er, what everyone knows...is wrong. Fantasy is
more than wizards. For instance, this book is about rats that are
intelligent. But it also about the even more fantastic idea that humans
are capable of intelligence as well. Far more beguiling than the idea
that evil can be destroyed by throwing a piece of expensive jewellery
into a volcano is the possibility that evil can be defused by talking.
The fantasy of justice is more interesting that the fantasy of fairies,
and more truly fantastic. In the book the rats go to war, which is, I
hope, gripping. But then they make peace, which is astonishing.
"In any case, genre is just a flavouring. It's not the whole meal. Don't
get confused by the scenery. A novel set in Tombstone, Arizona, on
October 26, 1881 is what– a Western? The scenery says so, the clothes
say so, but the story does not automatically become a Western. Why let a
few cactuses tell you what to think? It might be a counterfactual, or a
historical novel, or a searing literary indictment of something or
other, or a horror novel, or even, perhaps, a romance – although the
young lovers would have to speak up a bit and possibly even hide under
the table, because the gunfight at the OK corral was going on at the time.
"We categorize too much on the basis of unreliable assumption. A
literary novel written by Brian Aldiss must be science fiction, because
he is a known science fiction writer; a science fiction novel by
Margaret Atwood is literature because she is a literary novelist. Recent
Discworld books have spun on such concerns as the nature of belief,
politics and even of journalistic freedom, but put in one lousy dragon
and they call you a fantasy writer.
"This is not, on the whole, a complaint. But as I have said, it seems to
me that dragons are not really the pure quill of fantasy, when properly
done. Real fantasy is that a man with a printing press might defy an
entire government because of some half-formed belief that there may be
such a thing as the truth. Anyway, fantasy needs no defence now. As a
genre it has become quire respectable in recent years. At least, it can
demonstrably make lots and lots and lots of money, which passes for
respectable these days. When you can by a plastic Gandalf with kung-fu
grip and rocket launcher, you know fantasy has broken through.
"But I'm a humorous writer too, and humour is a real problem. It was
interesting to see how Maurice was reviewed here and in the US. Over
there, where I've only recently made much of an impression, the reviews
tended to be quite serious and detailed with, as Maurice himself would
have put it, 'long words, like "corrugated iron"' Over here, while being
very nice, they tended towards the 'another wacky, zany book by comic
author Terry Pratchett'. In fact Maurice has no wack and very little
zane. It's quite a serious book. Only the scenery is funny.
"The problem is that we think the opposite of funny is serious. It is
not. In fact, as G K Chesterton pointed out, the opposite of funny is
not funny, and the opposite of serious is not serious. Benny Hill was
funny and not serious; Rory Bremner is funny and serious; most
politicians are serious but, unfortunately, not funny. Humour has its
uses. Laughter can get through the keyhole while seriousness is still
hammering on the door. New ideas can ride in on the back of a joke, old
ideas can be given an added edge.
"Which reminds me... Chesterton is not read much these days, and his
style and approach belong to another time and, now, can irritate. You
have to read in a slightly different language. And then, just when the
'ho, good landlord, a pint of your finest English ale!' style gets you
down, you run across a gem, cogently expressed. He famously defended
fairy stories against those who said they told children that there were
monsters; children already know that there are monsters, he said, and
fairy stories teach them that monsters can be killed. We now know that
the monsters may not simply have scales and sleep under a mountain. They
may be in our own heads. In Maurice, the rats have to confront them all:
real monsters, some of whom have many legs, some merely have two, but
some, perhaps the worse, are the ones they invent. The rats are
intelligent. They're the first rats in the world to be afraid of the
dark, and they people the shadows with imaginary monsters. An act of
extreme significance to them is the lighting of a flame.
"People have already asked me if I had the current international
situation in mind when I wrote the book. The answer is no. I wouldn't
insult even rats by turning them into handy metaphors. It's just
unfortunate that the current international situation is pretty much the
same old dull, stupid international situation, in a world obsessed by
the monsters it has made up, dragons that are hard to kill. We look
around and see foreign policies that are little more than the taking of
revenge for the revenge that was taken in revenge for the revenge last
time. It's a path that leads only downwards, and still the world flocks
along it. It makes you want to spit. The dinosaurs were thick as
concrete, but they survived for one hundred and fifty million years and
it took a damn great asteroid to knock them out. I find myself wonder
wondering now if intelligence comes with its own built-in asteroid.
"Of course, as the aforesaid writer of humorous fantasy I'm obsessed by
wacky, zany ideas. One is that rats might talk. But sometimes I'm even
capable of weirder, more ridiculous ideas, such the possibility of a
happy ending. Sometimes, when I'm really, really wacky and on a fresh
dose of zany, I'm just capable of entertaining the fantastic idea that,
in certain circumstances, Homo Sapiens might actually be capable of
thinking. It must be worth a go, since we've tried everything else.
"Writing for children is harder than writing for adults, if you're doing
it right. What I thought was going to be a funny story about a cat
organizing a swindle based on the Pied Piper legend turned out to be a
major project, in which I was aided and encouraged and given hope by
Philippa Dickinson and Sue Coates at Doubleday or whatever they're
calling themselves this week, and Anne Hoppe of HarperCollins in New
York, who waylaid me in an alley in Manhattan and insisted on publishing
the book and even promised to protect me from that most feared of
creatures, the American copy editor.
"And I must thank you, the judges, in the hope that your sanity and
critical faculties may speedily be returned to you. And finally, my
thanks to the rest of you, the loose agglomeration of editors and
teachers and librarians that I usually refer to, mostly with a smile, as
the dirndl mafia. You keep the flame alive."
www.carnegiegreenaway.org.uk/pressdesk/press.php?release=pres_terspeach.htm
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06) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS
The Broken Drummers, "London's Premier Unofficially Official Discworld
Group" (motto "Nil percussio est"), meets on the first Monday of every
month at the Monkey Puzzle, 30 Southwick Street, London W2 1JQ: "We
welcome anyone and everyone who enjoys Sir Terry's works, or quite likes
them or wants to find out more. We have had many visitors from overseas
who have enjoyed themselves and made new friends. The discussions do not
only concern the works of Sir Terry Pratchett but wander and meander
through other genres and authors and also leaping to TV and Film
production. We also find time for a quiz. The prize is superb. The
chance to set the quiz the following month."
Next meeting: apparently on 30th November 1999 ("-5497 days to go",
their website says), from 7pm onwards. Could it be that they Drummers
have gone Trollish? If not, the next meeting is likely to be on Monday
5th January 2015...
The Drummers' December meet report:
"It was great to see so many of you at the Christmas/ 10th Anniversary
celebration on Monday. In the end 29 people turned up. That's not quite
the record (which is 33) but it's in second place. I was pleased that we
had a significant number of the original members, including James O.,
who came up with the name "Broken Drummers" and who travelled a long way
to be there. We also had three new people: Philip, who we recruited at
Hogswatch, and Tara and Charlotte who we had not met before but turned
out to be veteran Feegle impersonators. Plus, of course, loads more
people who have joined over the course of the last 10 years. I did a
quiz on Christmas songs, which Tim W. and Ruth won. Tim has agreed to do
a quiz for next time as he says it will be good for him. How or why I'm
not sure but keep it in mind when we do the quiz. Tim W. then kindly
made a speech, which was a relief as I was flagging after shouting the
quiz answers at 29 of you whilst trying to keep Bill quiet! Tim observed
that I have been running Drummers for most of its 10 year history. I've
had a great time doing that. Coming to Drummers was a huge turning point
in my life. I even met my husband at a Drummers meeting. Therefore I'll
repeat what I said Monday night. I didn't found Drummers, I started
coming in March 2005 and took over running it in August 2006. The person
who got the whole thing up and running in the latter half of 2004 was
Jack. Since he wasn't there Monday I'll say a big thanks to Jack now.
Thank you also to the rest of you for coming along and making Drummers
what it is (whatever that may be)."
For more information, go to http://brokendrummers.org/ or email
BrokenDrummers at gmail.com or nicholls.helen at yahoo.co.uk
*
The Pratchett Partisans are a new fan group who meet monthly at either
Brisbane or Indooroopilly to "eat, drink and chat about all things
Pratchett". Forthcoming events include:
Saturday, January 10, 2015 2:00 PM Discworld Discussion #1 – Punes &
Parodies
For more info about their next meetup, go to
www.meetup.com/Pratchett-Partisans/ or contact Ula directly at
uwilmott at yahoo.com.au
*
The City of Small Gods is a group for fans in Adelaide and South
Australia: "We have regular monthly dinner and games nights, longer
games days, plus play outings, craft-y workshops, and fun social
activities throughout the year. For more info and to join our mailing
list, visit http://cityofsmallgods.org.au "
*
The Broken Vectis Drummers meet on the first Thursday of every month
from 7.30pm at The Castle pub in Newport, Isle of Wight.
Next meeting: if not New Year's Day, then Thursday 8th December 2015,
probably, but do email to check.
All new members and curious passersby are very welcome! For more info
and any queries, contact broken_vectis_drummers at yahoo.co.uk
*
The Wincanton Omnian Temperance Society (WOTS) meets on the first Friday
of every month at Wincanton's famous Bear Inn from 7pm onwards.
"Visitors and drop-ins are always welcome!"
Next meeting: Friday 2nd January 2015 (probably).
*
The Northern Institute of the Ankh-Morpork and District Society of
Flatalists, a Pratchett fangroup, has been meeting on a regular basis
since 2005 but is now looking to take in some new blood (presumably not
in the non-reformed Uberwald manner). The Flatalists normally meet at
The Narrowboat Pub in Victoria Street, Skipton, North Yorkshire, to
discuss "all things Pratchett" as well as having quizzes and raffles.
Details of future meetings are posted on the Events section of the
Discworld Stamps forum:
http://www.discworldstamps.co.uk/forum/
*
Sydney Drummers (formerly Drummers Downunder) meet on the first Monday
of every month in Sydney at 3 Wise Monkeys, 555 George Street, Sydney,2000.
Next meeting: Monday 1st December 2014 at 6.30pm (probably). For more
information, contact Sue (aka Granny Weatherwax): kenworthys at yahoo.co.uk
*
The Treacle Mining Corporation, formerly known as Perth Drummers, meet
on the first Monday of the month (subject to holidays) at the
child-friendly Carpe Cafe, 526 Murray Street, Perth, Western Australia.
Next meeting: from 5.30pm on Monday 5th January 2015 (probably).
For details follow Perth Drummers on Twitter @Perth_Drummers and
Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/Perth.Drummers/ – otherwise
message Alexandra Ware directly at <alexandra.ware at gmail.com>
*
Western Drummers, also based in Sydney, meet at The Rowers, Nepean
Rowing Club, Bruce Neal Drive, Penrith at 6.30-7.30pm for food, 7.30pm
for games, quizzes and chat: "If you have never been, please come on
down. You would be very welcome. We eat, have a drink, talk Discworld
and play board games. Starts kind of 6 – 6.30ish and finishes kind of
9pm ish."
Next meeting: as there was a meeting last week, the next will probably
be in mid-January. For more information, contact Nanny Ogg –
lewis_oz at bigpond.com – or visit their Facebook page:
https://www.facebook.com/westerndrummers
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07) DISCWORLD ARTS AND CRAFTS NEWS
7.1 DISCWORLD EMPORIUM UPDATES
"New for Hogswatch – latest Discworld gifts & goodies!
"The City Watch Recruit File contains all the certification and ephemera
to confirm your enrolment in the Watch and help you uphold the law on
the mean streets of Ankh-Morpork - a great gift for any City Watch fan!
Includes your Warrant Card, Appraisal, and Training Certificate, along
with three Traffic Division Fixed Penalty Notices for you to deploy
amongst your friends and relatives, and three forensic evidence stickers
- ideal for laying claim to anything you might like to investigate, plus
a prisoner receipt for when you have no choice but to take a wrong 'un
into custody."
The City Watch Recruit File is priced at £10.00. For more info, and to
order, go to:
http://www.discworldemporium.com/City%20Watch%20File
"What Hogswatch would be complete without the presence of Quoth, Death,
and the Grim Squeaker? Add a little Pratchett magic to your tree or
abode with a set of gorgeous lasercut birch wood decorations. Each set
includes one of each design
The Discworld Decorations set is priced at £10.00. For more info, and to
order (a bit late for this year, but plenty of time to order for next
Hogswatch), go to:
http://www.discworldemporium.com/Discworld%20Decorations
"We've collaborated with Joe McLaren, cover artist for the Discworld
Collector’s Library Editions from Gollancz, to create a view of Sator
Square entitled 'Fairytale of Ankh-Morpork'. Joe's distinctive
illustration, complete with wizards, beggars, dwarfs, trolls, the
Hogfather in his sleigh, and snow swirling around the Tower of Art
graces our exclusive Hogswatch cards... Joe has used his distinctive
style to create a festive view of Sator Square, complete with wizards,
beggars, dwarfs, trolls, the Hogfather in his sleigh, snow swirling
around the Tower of Art and candlelit carols – a real Hogswatch treat!
Printed on textured art paper, these gorgeous cards can be used as
notelets or as framed art prints – perfect gifts or greetings this
Hogswatch! Each pack comprises of 3 cards, which are accompanied by 3
kraft ribbed envelopes, and they measure 150 x150mm."
The Fairytale of Ankh-Morpork cards collection is priced at £7.50. For
more info, and to order (again, too late for this year, but plenty of
time to order for next Hogswatch), go to:
http://bit.ly/1C12Rxf
Also – "Fairytale of Ankh-Morpork has been cleverly designed to
incorporate four separate tableaus forming this year's Hogswatch issues
from the A-M.P.O. – Available to collect as a limited edition minisheet
(_http://bit.ly/1C11qPh_, priced at £5.00) or adorning our 250
illustrated First Day Covers (_http://bit.ly/1r1zvLb_, price £10.00). Be
good (the Hogfather is watching)"
And a final Hogswatch message from Team Cunning Artificer:
"We'll be having a little time off over Hogswatch to put our feet up,
scoff mince pies and polish our baubles. Please note that we will cease
shipping from DECEMBER 18TH, and any orders placed after this date WILL
NOT BE SENT until we re-open on JANUARY 5TH. We've now passed all
shipping deadlines except for UK orders, so we'd like to remind everyone
that we cannot guarantee your goodies will arrive in time for the big
day if ordered AFTER the dates shown below.
"The last issue from Discworld Stamps for the Year of the Reciprocating
Llama is here - The Hogswatch Season LBE is a festive assortment of
Discworld stamps, with a chance of sports and rarities. Each LBE in this
edition contains at least one of this year's exquisite Hogswatch issues
from the Ankh-Morpork Post Office, illustrated by Joe McLaren, along
with a FREE winter edition of one of our most iconic stamps, the 50p
Cabbage Field - an exclusive Hogswatch gift from us!
A VERY generous flurry of sports of the Winter Cabbage Field, and from
all our current issues has been scattered throughout the edition – happy
Hogswatch from the A-M.P.O!
(_http://www.discworldemporium.com/hogswatch-season-lbe_, price £5.00)
"And finally, we'd like to extend heartfelt gratitude to YOU, our
brilliant customers old and new for your continued custom and support
over the past year. We're looking forward to sharing our forthcoming
Discworld projects with you, and to celebrating our mutual geekery at
conventions across the globe. May the Year of the Spinning Mouse bring
you joy, happiness, and lots of Discworld merchandise!"
7.2 COLOUR OF MAGIC WALL POSTER
Most of us have bookshelves lining our wall. How about an entire book as
a poster? Spineless Classics are offering just that:
"First published in 1983, this is the book which introduced Terry
Pratchett and the Discworld to the reading public, starting a series of
forty novels so far and making Sir Terry the UK's bestselling author of
the 1990s. Now for the very first time fans can enjoy this iconic debut
novel in its entirety on one page. This design is a single sheet
measuring 700 x 1000mm (279/16 in x 393/8 in). All Spineless Classics
are printed on heavyweight paper in sharp, lightfast ink which will not
fade."
The Colour of Magic poster is priced at £39.99 unframed and £240.00
framed. To find out more about Spineless Classics, and to find out how
to order your poster, go to:
www.spinelessclassics.com/the-colour-of-magic-fantasy-book-print-197.htm
USA customers can go to http://www.spinelessclassics.net/ ... In
Fourecks, the site is /www.spinelessclassics.com.au/
and in South Africa, www.spinelessclassics.co.za/
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08) IMAGES OF THE MONTH
Man in Hat meets Leather-clad Barbarian:
http://bit.ly/1s0sipM
From Hogswatch in Wincanton 2014, some fabulous iconographs! Here is
Captain Angua and her most recent "collar", a mime:
http://bit.ly/1ygyu4l
...and a truly awesome troll, complete with lovingly tended lichen:
http://bit.ly/1yQUkKv
...and Pterry the Puppet:
http://bit.ly/1ygAARK
...and Dios of Djelibeybi, accompanied by, perhaps, a Dark Clerk or
other female Assassin:
http://bit.ly/1rYdyaY
...and a fantastic Hogswatch cake, topped by Death of Rats himself:
http://bit.ly/1ymnYr7
...and that's *Emperor* Cohen to you, peasant!
http://bit.ly/1yP8gno
...and here is an extensive photoset from the festivities, by
participant Sara Long:
http://on.fb.me/1ygAbP4
It's the Glooper! AKA the 1949 model Monetary National Income Analogue
Computer ("MONIAC"), which ran on water:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B37AzizIUAA0bVo.jpg:large
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09) CLOSE
And so we come to the end of another year. For me, it will always be the
year that WOSSNAME became Wossname, and I raise my scumble glass to our
late great founder Joe Schaumburger, who created this newsletter way
back in the days when fanzines were printed on actual pieces of dead
tree, circulated via physical post, and people could write titles all in
uppercase without having to fear they would be misfiled in recipients'
spam folders. I also raise a toast to our various contributors and
Roving Reporters, and most of all to you, O Readers, for sticking with
us through the years. Cheers! Prosit! Slainte! Millennium hand and shrimp!
According to the Sydney Morning Herald this week, "Terry Pratchett
apparently never really forgave J. K. Rowling for replacing him as
Britain's top-selling author". Er... the other one's got bells on... but
at least they recommended Dragons at Crumbling Castle as a "delightful
young adult collection"...
If there is any late breaking news, we'll pass it along. otherwise,
we'll see you in January. Have a lovely holiday season and here's to the
new year!
– Annie Mac
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